Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down.

Isaac Newton was the pride of the family until his great great grandson Fig was born.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin. Repost.

Best Student reply to Teacher Physics Teacher: ""Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"" Student: ""Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything.""