An American, Russian, and Asian are stranded on a desert island... ... They decide in order to survive they will have to work together and plan on splitting up the day's work. The Russian was tasked with building a hut, the American was to search for food, while the Asian was to search for supplies. Each sets off in their separate directions. The Russian builds an excellent hut, complete with a floor and a waterproof roof. It was sturdy and comfortable. The American soon returns with enough food…

A man is trapped on a desert island... .... with a sheep and a dog. After a few months, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the man. However, whenever he approaches the sheep the dog begins to growl in a threatening manner. The man takes the dog to the opposite side of the island giving it some food as a distraction. He runs back to the sheep only to find the dog growling at him. The man ties the dog to a tree with a large leash. He goes back to the sheep only to find the dog growling …

Two men and a woman are stranded on an island after a plane crash. Resourceful, they waste no time, build a house, find food and water, and globally have it good. After one month, the woman goes to the two men and says: ""Okay guys, let's be frank. I have my needs, you have your needs, let's do it. We'll take turns, one day it's you"", she says to the first guy, ""and the other day it's the other"". And so they have a whale of time taking turns, enjoying their business together for one whole mon…

3 Football fans go on holiday... Each supporting different teams one Hartlepool, one Liverpool and the other Arsenal. Their plane crashes in the middle of the ocean and each of them washes up on a desert island where there is nothing but a single sheep. They kill the sheep and use its wool for warmth until they get hungry. Hartlepool fan: ""I'm from hartlepool so i'll have the heart"" Liverpool fan: ""I'm from Liverpool so i'll have the liver"" Arsenal fan: ""Urm... I'm not hungry""