All my life I was in love with one woman... Her name was Susan. She had the most beautiful eyes#Susan0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Bae: come over Me: I can't, I'm hanging out with your parents. Bae: my parents aren't home. Me: I know. I just... You never listen Susan.#Susan0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How much do you want to bet that the inventor of the Lazy Susan has an ex-wife named Susan?#Lazy Susan#Susan#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Meanwhile on Facebook, Susan is doing a quiz, to find out what kind of sea monster, her Ex is.#Susan#Facebook#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If "mom" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*#Santa Claus#Susan#Kids#Parents+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp