The Note There was once a boy called John. John, as a child, was extremely dull. When he failed his first grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to second grade. When he failed his second grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to third grade. When he failed his third grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to fourth grade. When he failed hi…

There's no way to look cool when the doctor walks into your exam room just as you're blowing up a rubber glove.

Me: *enters exam room Doctor: Please take off your... M: *unbuttons pants D: ?? M: *pauses* D: GLASSES! D: I'M AN EYE DR DAMNIT!

I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'