A Very Serious Medical Condition After a very troubling dream, Mr. Smith is visiting his psychiatrist for much needed advice. ""Doctor, these last few nights I've been having these incredibly vivid dreams,"" he says. ""They're really starting to bother me, and I don't know what they mean."" ""What are they about?"" his psychiatrist asks. ""Well, it's really strange. I dream I'm an old, Native American man. I've living out on the plains, returning from hunting the Great Buffalo. Then, as the drea…

""Doctor! Doctor! I think I may have Alzheimers!"" ""We had this discussion last week, Mr. Smith.""

I loved going to the psychiatrist as a young girl. He said ""I think I can see the problem, Mr Smith.""

Pink-and-purple poofy-rated ping pong ball So, there is a rich man, and he has a son. A month before his son's 5th birthday, he goes to his son and says, ""Son, your fifth birthday is coming soon. I am rich, so I can get you anything you like - money is no object. What would you like for your birthday?"" The son ponders this for a few seconds, then he says to his dad, ""I want a pink-and-purple poofy-rated ping pong ball."" The father is confused. He asks his son what that is, but his son just s…