[william shakespeare as an 8yo] dad: bedtime william: dost thou not... dad: [interrupting] STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!#William Shakespeare#William#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Imagine William Shakespeare in a swimming pool, perplexed and terrified as children just splash the shit out of him#William Shakespeare#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks." --William Shakespeare (i think)#William Shakespeare#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A doctor walks into a hospital office to treat a cancer patient The doctor says ""to vaccinate, or not to vaccinate"". the patient say ""I love William Shakespeare!"". the doctor replies, ""tumor, or not tumor"".#William Shakespeare#Work#Doctor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp