[william shakespeare as an 8yo] dad: bedtime william: dost thou not... dad: [interrupting] STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!

Imagine William Shakespeare in a swimming pool, perplexed and terrified as children just splash the shit out of him

I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead silly. No wonder he hasn't replied.

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