As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election. Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won.

Before leaving for the convention center on Election night, Hilary told Bill: ""Tonight, for the first time in history, America will finally have two presidents sleeping with each other""... When she got home, Bill was already eagerly waiting in bed, and he said: ""Is Trump on his way or should I drive to his place?""

Maraijuana Inspector A DEA inspector is visiting a farm in Colorado. He introduces himself to the farmer and says ""I am here to inspect your farm for maraijuana cultivation"". The farmer say ""sure you can look around, just DON'T GO to the farm behind the BARN."" The inspector is FURIOUS, whips out his badge and shoves it in the farmers face, "" YOU SEE THIS? THIS is the seal of the US GOVERNMENT, I can DO whatever I want, INSPECT whichever farm I want."" The farmer is ""OK, sorry to bother you…

Sort of racist joke (sorry) Why will Hilary win the election? Because only the white people that didn't go to college will vote for Trump. All the other people that didn't go to college will vote for Hillary.