Roe v Wade is my favorite bitter controversy about the best way to cross a small river.

How does the stock market work? Cletus and Wade watching the sunset on their tractor have a chat. Cletus: Wade, I keep hearing on the radio, TV, read in the papers about the stock market but I still have no idea it is. Do you know? Wade: How should I explain this to you... Let's say you buy some eggs for your farm, these eggs hatch and now you have chicks, these chicks grow up to be hens which lay more eggs out of which you get more chicks that grow up to be hens and so on and so forth and your …

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water? Wade

What's the buoyancy of an abortion? Rho * v * Wade