Jake from State Farm lives with us now, our house is full of khaki pants, he is making khaki pants for dinner.

I'm pretty sure if Flo from Progressive and Jake from State Farm hooked up, the universe would explode.

Fact: 98% of Jeep owners are guys named Jake, who wear shorts in the winter, and work at Starbucks.

Just changed the names of all the girls in my contact list to: "Jake, from State Farm".