I loved Prince, and in my opinion, Michael Jackson was pale in comparison.

Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers "smooth criminal" and moonwalks away

Can't believe it's been four years since we all pretended Michael Jackson never touched a child.

We should've cremated Michael Jackson in case of the zombie apocalypse or else people will think they're part of a Thriller flash mob