Wife: It's time for a vacation. Me: Where do YOU want to go? Wife: Hmm... Maybe the Bahamas? Me: Great idea! And, I'LL go camping upstate!

A doctor, a lawyer and a biker are in a bar Doctor say"" tommorow is my anniversary, I bought my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes, so if she doesn't like the ring, I know she'll like the Mercedes. Then shell know I love her"". Lawyer says ""yea for my last anniversary I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. So if she didnt like the pearls, shed at least like the trip, and know that I loved her."" The biker says "" well for my last anniversary, I bought my old lady a t-sh…

Anniversary Gift A man walks into a travel agency. He approaches the travel agent and says, ""Hello. My fortieth anniversary is coming up and I'd like to plan a special trip for my wife."" ""Wow,"" replies the travel agent, ""Forty years? How do you keep the magic alive for so long?"" ""Well,"" replies the man, ""For us, it's all about keeping things interesting and spontaneous. For example, on our twentieth anniversary, I took my wife to the Bahamas."" ""Oh! How exotic? What are you doing for y…

Drunk husband comes home late... Starts poking his sleeping wife on the shoulder. "" get up...get up"". The wife finally answers irritated ""What! What is it now, at this ungodly hour?"" He says:"" Get up, I have won the lottery!"". She goes:""Whaaaat? Are you serious?! We need to go out and celebrate, I need to call my mother, we don't have to worry about a thing anymore, where are going?! To the Bahamas, to Hawaii...where?"". The husband goes: ""Nooo...you need to get up and leave!""