How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask? He claims to be your father.

Why is Darth Vader so famous? He was the first black man to admit he is the father.

After seeing a commercial for Toddlers In Tiaras, I realise Darth Vader wasn't the worst parent ever.

Darth Vader, you are the father! --Star Wars cast on the set of Maury