What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common? Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.#Florida#Kansas#Arkansas#Marriage+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Florida is about to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes. I hope when they bite you they make you drive better.#Florida0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Saw 8 vasectomy billboards on my 4 hour road trip through Florida yesterday. It's like Florida knows what has to be done to Florida.#4 Hour Road#Florida0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me.#Florida#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp