How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base? I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Why did the retired German soldier become a horse doctor? Because he was a Veteran Aryan

What do you call a Nazi who left the war to become an animal doctor? A Veteran Aryan

What happens when you get mixed up in an undersea gang war? You get a crab wound. So you go the police but they clam't help you. Eventually you end up at the hospital and they tell you you'll need a sturgeon. Then you murder everyone because you are so god damn tired of their undersea puns.