Vicky gets her helicopter ride Henry and his wife Vicky went to the state fair every year, and every year Vicky would say, ""Henry, I'd like to ride in that helicopter"". Henry always replied, ""I know Vicky, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars -- and 50 dollars is 50 dollars"". One year Henry and Vicky went to the fair, and Vicky said, ""Henry, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance."" Henry replied, ""Vicky that helicopter is 50 dollars -- and 50…

[on date] girl: "id like to if i met mr right, how bout you? have you ever been married" henry the eighth: "our food sure is taking a while"

A woman is in a bar.. She is walking out of the women's bathroom when this man grabs her arm and says ""wow youre beautiful"" the woman smiles, then the man adds ""id love to drink Guinness from your minge"" disgusted the woman storms back to her husband who is sat on the over side of the bar. ""You wont believe what that guy just said to me"" she says nearly tearing up, ""who, what?"" Replies the husband. She starts explaing "" well at first he said i was beautiful"" the husband smiles ""well y…

An elderly couple was having dinner one evening When the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, ""Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"" Martha replied, ""Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason. Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, ""I n…