The phone rings at the local police station. ""Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Craig. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"" ""Thank you very much for the call, sir."" The next day, policemen descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Craig, did the police come?"" ""Yep."" ""Did they chop…

But officer, I put the phone down as soon as I saw that you saw me using it...

No thanks officer. I don't even give strange men my phone number, and you're asking for my license and registration.

[On the phone with the police for the 7th time in 2 weeks] "Sir, again, we cannot arrest your cat"