Doggy political, doggy religion and plays on words Q. If a dog were elected president of the United States, what would he be known as? A. The drooler of the free world. Q. Why do dogs think they need to go to church? A. They think they need to go for their salivation. Q. What is the difference between a purse thief and a women who has to pee? A. The purse thief snatched the women's clutch.

A Chinese went to a temple and asked a monk: "Who will win the United States presidential election?" The monk point his finger towards a dog shit... The Chinese was confused and asked the monk: "Did you mean both of them are shits? Or the shittiest one will win?" The monk replied: "It means, I don't give a shit."

A priest, a doctor, and a politician... A priest, a doctor, and a politician are kidnapped by an evil psychopath. The psychopath says I'm going to get each of you to hold a snake for ten minutes, the most venomous snake in the world. If it doesn't bite you, I'll let you go. If you refuse, I'll shoot you.' The priest says a short prayer, kisses his cross, and holds the snake. It bites him, and he falls dead almost instantly. The doctor examines the snake, tries to find the best position to stop t…

A priest, a doctor, and a politician are kidnapped by an evil psychopath. The psychopath says I'm going to get each of you to hold a snake for ten minutes, the most venomous snake in the world. If it doesn't bite you, I'll let you go. If you refuse, I'll shoot you.' The priest says a short prayer, kisses his cross, and holds the snake. It bites him, and he falls dead almost instantly. The doctor examines the snake, tries to find the best position to stop the snake being uncomfortable, and holds …