Germans 5 Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian Border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them, ""It's a illegala to putta 5 People in a Quattro."" ""Vot do you mean it's illegal?"" Asks the German driver. ""Quattro meansa four"" replies the Italian Official. ""Quattro is just ze name of ze Automobile...."" The German says unbelievingly, ""Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 Persons"". ""You canta pulla thata one on me!"" replies the Italian Customs Off…

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them ""It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."" ""Vot do you mean it's illegal?"" asks the German driver. ""Quattro meansa four"" replies the Italian official. ""Quattro is just ze name of ze friken automobile"" the German says disbelievingly. ""Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons"" ""You canta pulla thata one on me!"" replies the Italian customs officer…

Men will be men!! A husband went to police station for filing report for his missing wife. **Husb** : I lost my wife(mitsy), she went for shopping & still not reached home yet. **Inspector** : What is her height ? **Husb** : I never noticed. **Inspector** : Slim or healthy ? **Husb** : Not slim can be healthy. **Inspector** : Colour of eyes ? **Husb** : Never noticed. **Inspector** : Colour of hair ? **Husb** : Changes according to season. **Inspector** : What was she wearing? **Husb** : som…

Is it not funny Prize winning message of the year-. A husb went to police station for filing report For his missing wife: Husb : -I lost my wife (misty), she went for shopping & still not reached home yet. Inspector : -What is her height ? Husb: -I never noticed. Inspector : -Slim or healthy ?. Husb: -Not slim can be healthy. Inspector : -Colour of eyes ? Husb : -Never noticed. Inspector : -Colour of hair ? Husb : -Changes according to season. Inspector : -What was she wearing? Husb : -Saree…