The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax

Once I did a presentation on George Washington & was asked when he died, but I never looked it up, so I said "He's alive in all of us today"

*george washington shows up to the club to party* you got i.d.?' *george pulls out a quarter* you're in'"

[talking to bouncer] Me:let me in Bouncer: not after last time Me:would a Washington convince you? Bouncer: no George Washington: c'mon man