There were three men working at a construction site... ...an Australian called Bruce, an Englishman called John and an Irishman called Paddy. Bruce got tired of getting the same old sandwich day after day, so he said ""if I get another Vegemite sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump of this building"". John got tired of getting the same old sandwich day after day, so he said ""if I get another cucumber and ham sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump of this building"". Paddy got tired of getting the same old sandwic…

Man dies on a building site The other builders gather around and discuss who should be the one to go and break it John's (dead guy) wife. One volunteers, saying he is ""good with this sensitive stuff"". A short while later he returns with 2 crates of beer. ""Where'd you get them"", asks one of the builders. ""John's wife gave me them"". ""You what, you go around there and tell her John's dead and she gives you beer?"" ""Not exactly, I knocked the door and when she answered I said ' Hi, you must …

A man's car breaks down in a blizzard - the key to life John Jonson was making the yearly 400-mile-long trip to his relatives when snow began to fall. Small flakes, each intricate and delicate quickly turned to heavy gusts of snow. It didn't take long before John's vision was obscured and his car, to his dismay, began to cough and splutter. John, with his lack of mechanical knowledge, felt helplessly alone and scared. A man of 34, wife, kids, nice car, he never could have imagined he would die o…

Stupid, but I love it. So there's a guy named John who hates his wife. John is extremely wealthy, and has copious amounts of money, which he thinks his wife is after. He lives in a huge mansion on a hill and has very powerful and somewhat stupid friends. At dinner one night with his friend Arty, he proposes a hit on his wife for 5 million dollars. Arty, who hates John's wife says he'll do it for a measly 1 dollar. John can't refuse this counter-offer and the deal is settled upon. One fatefu…