"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Actually I think it was when you hit me with your car-" "WE GOT AN ANGEL OVER HERE!"

Guardian Angel A man was walking by a construction site when he heard a woman yell ""STOP!!!"" The man stopped abruptly, and seconds later a brick fell and landed in his path. He looked around but saw no trace of the woman whose voice he heard. A day or two after that, he was driving to work. In the midst of the blazing music in the car he heard the same voice yell even louder ""STOP!!!"" He screeched on the brakes. A huge truck breezed past the front of his car from an intersection. He couldn't…

A priest and a bus driver are standing in Purgatory... There is an angel guarding two doors: one for Hell, the other for Heaven. Both of them approach the celestial being and it says, looking at a really long list: ""Alright, Mr... Stanford, the bus driver? You are going to Heaven, congratulations!"" The bus driver happily opens the corresponding door and steps through. The priest smiles and heads towards the same door as well, but the angel stops him in his path: ""Not you, Father Johnson. You …

The Gaurdian Angel A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. ""Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."" The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: ""Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."" The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careeni…