BRAKING NEWS ... A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.

A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.

Lone Survivor The rescue team finds the crashed airplane. The lone survivor is chewing on a bone,with a huge pile of bones next to him. The rescuers are shocked. He says ""You can't judge me for this, I had to survive."" The rescue leader says ""But, Christ, man ... your plane went down two days ago!""

There is a plane with a Pilot, a Lawyer, a Priest and a Kid The plane is going down fast but there are only three parachutes. so the pilot says ""I have a family and a daughter that are expecting me"" he grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane. The lawyer says ""well I'm the smartest man on earth so I have to live"" he grabs a parachute and jumps off. Now there is only one parachute left and the Priest tells the kid ""Kid, take the last one, I have lived my life"" The boy looks around the plan…