I was watching the news this morning when th presenter said... ""A man has been arrested after half a million indecent images of children were found at his home in Bradford. Our reporter Gary O'Donoghue has more."" Gary, you filthy bastard.

I was watching the news this morning when the presenter said.. "A man has been arrested after half a million indecent images of children were found at his home in Bradford. Our reporter Gary O'Donoghue has more." Gary, you filthy bastard.

Why Islam is growing in Western countries Father Francis of Bradford was unhappy that the church attendance had steadily declined in the past few years but the mosque across the street was jampacked every Friday. So he invited the imam for a cup of tea and then finally brought up the topic Imam :So tell me,what happens if a man visits church every Sunday and follows the word of Jesus Father: He will go to heaven after he dies Imam: What will he get there? Father: He will forever be in the compan…

Birth Control After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up …