You can call me xenophobic... But I think the United Nations has too many foreigners.

America, you're fired. Love, United Nations

I work for the United Nations I have been UN employed for a while

International relations The United Nations noticed that there was a lot of dissent among its ranks and relationships were strained. The UN leaders called a meeting and came up with a plan to increase morale that was discussed and agreed upon by all members. The plan was to take a representative from three different countries and place them on a deserted island for a year. They asked for volunteers. The representative from Greece stood up and shared how one of their own should be on the island be…