Wife: Where did all this glitter come from? Me: Jake, at State Farm.

Teacher students joke . ""what do you want to become when you grow up?"" A teacher asked his young students. ""I Want to be a like Iron Man"" Thomas answered. ""OK, But Iron Man didn't just become like that without studying and working hard. I hope you become like him one day."" said the teacher smiling. ""What about you Alice?"" he continued, gesturing towards Alice. ""I want to become an Actress and become famous?"" said Alice. ""Well I hope you achieve that one day and we see you in a great m…

Jake comes home unexpectedly. Jake came home unexpectedly and found his wife in bed with another man. ""What the hell are you doing?"" shouted Jake. ""See?"" said his wife to the man beside her. ""Didn't I tell you he was stupid?""

The Pig Head!! So one day lucy wakes up and her husband (jake) tells her that he wants a good lunch keep in mind this is 9 am in the morning.So lucy says yes of course jake (husband).After breakfast she goes to the market where she starts to prep for lunch.She grabs some soda some garlic,carrot,green peppers etc..After that she heads to the butcher and ask if he can give her the biggest pig head he had so he goes and gets the biggest one he could find.Lucy then says are you sure this is the bigg…