Churchill, Roosevelt, and Stalin are hanging out Churchill takes out a small black notebook and starts writing something down. ""Taking notes?"", Roosevelt asks. ""No,"" Churchill says, ""I heard a new political joke about myself this morning. I collect all jokes about myself. I already have over 100 in this notebook."" ""How funny,"" Stalin says. ""I collect all jokes about myself too."" ""Oh, really?"" Churchill says. ""So how many have you got?"" ""Three prison camps so far.""

Stalin and Roosevelt are chatting at a meeting on the top floor of a building. In a heated argument they decided to test their bodyguard's loyalty. Roosevelt goes first and tells his bodyguard ""Jump out the window"" to which the bodyguard responds ""No I cant... What about my family?"" Then Stalin goes and tells his body the same thing. Stalin's bodyguard then goes to the window, jumps out, and dies instantly upon hitting the pavement below. ""Why did he do that"" asked Roosevelt? ""Well"" said…

The leaders of the Big Three after the conference in Yalta After WW2 in 1945 the leaders of the Big Three(USA, UK and the Soviet Union) respectively Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin met in Yalta for a conference to decide the fate of the world. After the conference they wanted to have some fun. They decided to try and make the Persian cat in the residence to eat mustard. Churchill started first. He took a silver spoon with some mustard and tried his best to feed the cat but failed. -You briti…

Stalin and Roosevelt Stalin and Roosevelt are chatting at a meeting on the top floor of a building. In a heated argument they decided to test their bodyguard's loyalty. Roosevelt goes first and tells his bodyguard "Jump out the window" to which the bodyguard responds "No I cant... What about my family?" Then Stalin goes and tells his body the same thing. Stalin's bodyguard then goes to the window, jumps out, and dies instantly upon hitting the pavement below. "Why did h…