I'm surprised Microsoft didn't resurrect Bing Crosby to counter Google's ad.

We could hit every terrorist on the Most Wanted List tomorrow, if we turned it over to Google's ad department.

Dorothy is stuck in Oz Apparently magical footwear can't solve all of your problems. So she stays put. Decades go by, and technology advances. Dorothy, realizing that things get boring without witches trying to murder you, gets a laptop. She installs Internet Explorer, and the connection is terrible. Dorothy uninstalls it. She gives Firefox a try. Better, but still pretty awful. Finally she tries Google's internet browser. The connection is STILL not good. She sighs, realizing that Oz just has t…

[Request] Two penguins walk into a bar... Probably doing this wrong, but I'd like some great jokes for this line. I don't want Google's results; I want the words of my brilliantly witty fellow Redditors.