Get me a drink DAD: Son, get me a drink. SON: Coke or Pepsi? DAD: Coke. SON: Diet or regular? DAD: Regular. SON: Can or bottle? DAD: Bottle. SON: Small or large? DAD: Godammit! Just get water! SON: Mineral or tap? DAD: Mineral! SON: Cold or room temp? DAD: I'll beat you! SON: Stick or belt? DAD: Your'e an ass!!! SON: Donkey or Jack? ___________________________________________ EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!

Man: I'll take a rum and coke Bartender: Is pepsi ok? Man: Yeah, that'll do. Bartender: *hands him coke and pepsi*

Why did the Pepsi delivery guy get fired? He tested positive for Coke.

What will be the first words spoken by mankind when we'll finally reach Mars? 'This message is brought to you by Pepsi!'