Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked four-year old Johnny to answer the phone. Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone. ""Mommy, It's the minister,"" he said to his mother. From the kitchen Johnny's mom said, ""Tell him I'll call him back."" Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying, ""Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.""

Dirty Johnny's mom is in the kitchen cooking dinner... Johnny runs up to her, tugs on the tails of her skirt-- "Momma, are we having shrimp for dinner?" She tells him, "No, Johnny, we're having meatloaf." Johnny says, "Oh. Well, Grandma's having shrimp!" "What do you mean Grandma's having shrimp?" So Johnny takes his mom's hand, leads her into the living room-- and there's Grandma on the couch. She's sleeping like a rock, lit cigarette in her mouth, and her bathrobe's slumped off to the side…

Little Johnny at the Farm Little Johnny lives on a farm with his family. One evening the family notices that one of the donkeys had manage to get out of the stables. Johnny’s dad tries to lead the donkey back into the stables but the stubborn animal will not budge. Johnny’s mom tries to coax the donkey with carrots and hay, but the donkey just ignores the food. Seeing his parents becoming increasingly agitated at the stubborn animal, Johnny offers to try and get the donkey back into the stabl…

Little Johnny Johnny's mom is in the kitchen and she decides to check on her son who is playing in the living room. Little Johnny is playing with his train set, he pulls the train into the station and says, "Whoever needs to get the hell off the train, and who ever needs to come on the train get the hell on." Little Johnny's mom is furious and pulls him by the arm and throws him in his room and says to him, "You will stay in here until you learn not to curse." 3 hours go by and little Johnny…