Texan, Russian and New Yorker walk into a restaurant A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London. The waiter tells them, ""Excuse me -- if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease."" The Texan says, ""What's a shortage?"" The Russian says, ""What's a steak?"" The New Yorker says, ""What's 'excuse me'?""

A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker went to a restaurant in London. The waiter approached the table and said, ""Excuse me, but if you order the steak you might not get one, as there is a shortage"". The Texan said, ""What's a shortage?"" The Russian said, ""What's a steak?"" The New Yorker said, ""What's excuse me?""

A newel married women is looking to book for honeymoon A newly married Women goes a travel agent & says, ""Can you give me a great deal on a Honeymoon package"" Agent: We have a $8000 package to Hawaii for 3 nights / 2 days including Flight, Hotel & Food Women: Do you have a cheaper package? Agent: We have a 2 Nights / 3 Days package to Florida Keys that includes travel, hotel & Drinks for $5000 Women: Do you have a package cheaper than this? A better deal? Agent: We have a special o…

A Jew was walking on Regent Street in London and stopped in to a posh gourmet food shop. An impressive salesperson in morning coat with tails approached him and politely asked, ""May I help you, Sir?"" ""Yes,"" replied the customer, ""I would like to buy a pound of lox."" ""No. No,"" responded the dignified salesperson, ""You mean smoked salmon."" ""Okay, a pound of smoked salmon."" ""Anything else?"" ""Yes, a dozen blintzes."" ""No. No. You mean crepes."" ""Okay, a dozen crepes."" ""Anything el…