What is the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels comes alive when you add Coke.

What's the difference between Jack Daniels and John Wayne? Jack Daniels is still killing Native Americans.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's? Jackpot!