A guy walks into a bar, takes off his hat and places it onto the counter. A duck jumps out. The bartender asks, ""Can I help you, sir?"" The guy orders a shot. The bartender asks the guy if his duck friend wants anything, and the duck says, ""I'll have a Bloody Mary."" ""Oh! You're a talking duck!"" the bartender says. ""What's your name?"" ""Houie,"" the duck says. The bartender gets him a drink on the house then asks him how his day went. The duck says, ""It went great. I've been in and out of…