How the media views Ferguson Eagle Scout, student body president, and regular blood donor Mike Brown was on his way back from his volunteer shift at the soup kitchen when suddenly Neo-Nazi #$%$ Grand Wizard and climate-skeptic Darren Wilson saw the glow of his halo. He stepped out of his gas guzzling Hummer and made chase. Mike Brown, weighed down by his backpack full of Nobel Peace Prizes and handwritten letters to grandma, was soon overtaken by the Aryan Nation Member. The only escape was acro…