A kid has a nightmare amd runs to his mom's room ""Moom I just wet the bed!"" he cried. ""...so did I!"" she exclaimed, quickly shutting her sock drawer.

Three engineers were trying to make smarthome devices (from a friend) Three engineers and a manager are sitting around some appliances to help make them smarthome compatible. The first engineer turns his attention to the refrigerator, ""We should connect this fridge to the internet and make it tell you when food is going bad, I will need an Intel i7 if we want this to constantly notify you."" the manager thought for a while and finally grumbled, ""ok, we could fit that into the budget"" The seco…

Jerome the Scholar Jerome was a high school all star wide receiver at an inner-city school...however he was failing math and was in danger of losing his scholarship to Alabama. Due to his popularity, Mr. Cooper, the principal, decided to give him a chance to boost his grade and called him down at a school assembly. ""OK Jerome, if you can tell me what the square root of 81 is, I'll pass you in math"". ""Uh 8?"" Jerome guessed. ""Aww c'mom Mr. Cooper, give Jerome another chance!"" the student bod…

Any jokes for friday the 13 & Valentines day? :) Just wondering if anyone had some good oneliners, maybe even dad jokes, about valentines day amd frifay the thirteenth :)