An American visits Wales (Welsh humour)... An American visiting Wales meets a farmer. ""Is this your field?"" he asks. ""My *field*?"" says the farmer, ""See that ditch over there, all the way to that ruined tractor, and over to that little hill in the distance. That's *all* my land."" ""Well,"" says the American. ""If I were to take my car, and drive all the way around my land, I wouldn't return until the following noon!"" ""Oh I see,"" nods the Welshman knowingly. ""I once had a car like that.…

Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter one asked the blonde employee, ""Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"" The girl leaned over the counter and said, ""Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiii…

It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercising the brain is as important as exercising muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in…

A string of jokes I heard a while ago How do you get four elephants in a mini cooper? Two in the front, two in the back. How do you get four giraffes in a mini cooper? You can't because of all the elephants. How do you get two whales in a mini cooper? Same way you get to Wales in any other car, down the M4, over the Severn Bridge. How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge? Footprints in the butter. How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge? You can hea…