Honk if you love Jesus Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes... The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a ""Honk if you love Jesus"" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just…

So a man from Chicago goes on vacation... A man from Chicago goes on vacation to Florida for the winter, but his wife is on a business trip and will be meeting him in Florida the day after he gets there. The man gets to the hotel and decides to send his wife an email saying he got to the hotel safely. However, he can't remember his wife's email. He guesses and gets it wrong by one letter. He types and sends the email, and it is sent to an elderly woman whose husband died the day before. She read…

Every Day in Florida Two elderly ladies, Phyllis and Marge, were driving to a church gathering. Phyllis was behind the wheel while Marge rode shotgun, knitting. Out of the corner of her eye, Marge thought she saw a stop sign flash by and asked herself if perhaps Phyllis had blown past it, so she paid attention as they approached another. Sure enough, Phyllis cruised through the intersection without stopping. ""Phyllis! You just ran a stop sign!"" ""Oh!"" replied Phyllis, ""Am I driving?""

Morty sells off his garment business in Chicago and moves down to Florida to retire... After he's there a few months, he looks up an old business partner Irv who had retired to Boca Raton just a few years earlier. Irv invites Morty to his condo where they share a little lunch and catch up on old times. They light up cigars and Morty says ""Irv...? I gotta tell ya. I'm not sure this retirement thing is for me. I'm absolutely climbing the walls with boredom."" Irv: ""Bored? Acch bored. I'm never…