NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, ""Pig #1, do you know your mission?"" The pig replies, ""Oink oink Houston. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink oink."" Then NASA Control asks the second pig, ""Pig #2, do you know your mission?"" The second pig replies, ""Oink oink Houston. Once Pig #1 has completed the trillion dollar satellite launch, cl…

So NASA is stepping up its efforts to hire more women astronauts... ""Houston, we have a problem."" ""What is the problem?"" ""Nothing."" ""What is the nature of the problem?"" ""Never mind, I'm fine, whatever.""

NASA decides to send up an all-female crew for their next shuttle mission... "Houston, we have a problem." "What's the problem?" "Nothing. Nevermind." "Repeat, what is the nature of the problem?" "It's fine, whatever."

[high] ME: dude, NASA faked the moon landing FRIEND: wait, u mean- ME: yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere