My Dad's Best Joke - Not a dad joke My dad was enjoying a smoke break during an in-service training at the police academy. He had taken to smoking Misty cigarettes. A friend from a neighboring police force asked him why he was smoking such a feminine cigarette. "Well, Kay went out to get something out of my cruiser the other day, and found a pack of these between the seats. I had to tell her I'd switched." "Oh... Are they any good?" "They're not bad, but these thong panties keep riding up my…

Cop joke. So I’m an ER RN and we love to joke around. Had two cops in with a patient. I deadpanned “ I heard there’s been ppl stealing tires off (local) cop cars…. The one cop says “I haven’t heard anything about this “. So… I said “I’ve heard the police are tirelessly investigating it.” First cop high fives me. I say dad joke! Second cop pouts. Lol.

The daddest of my dad's dad jokes Seriously, this is his favorite one: A cop pulls over a man who appears to be chauffeuring a penguin in a limousine. "Sir," barks the cop, "Is that a penguin you're driving around?" "Yes it is," the driver responds cheerfully. "Is there a problem?" "Of course there is! That is completely illegal. If you want to avoid arrest, take that penguin to the zoo IMMEDIATELY." "Of course, Officer. I understand." Two days later, the same cop is astonished to find th…

Father's day hindi jokes for dad (पापा-बेटा जोक्स मज़ेदार चुटकुले): अगर आपके पापा का मूड (Father' day) भी हमेशा मस्खरी करने वाला रहता है। अगर आपके और आपके कूल डूड (Happy father's day 2023) डैड के बीच का रिश्ता एकदम इमली की चटनी जैसा खट्टा मीठा, नोक-झोंक वाला है। और मस्ती मज़ाक में अगर आपके कूल (Jokes Hindi) और सैवेज पापा आपसे भी दो कदम आगे हैं? तो फादर्स डे वाले (Dad Jokes) ये मज़ेदार चुटकुले बेशक आपके पापा को खूब पसंद आएंगे, देखें हिंदी में पापा-बेटा वाले बहुत ही (Chutkule) मज़ाकिया जोक्स। जिन्…