A joke I heard at mass A priest is baptizing a man. He dips him 3 times in water and says "Craig, from now on you will be known as Michael. From this day forth you are to shed your sinful ways and that includes no more gambling or alcohol" The man later that day goes home and heads straight for the fridge. He then grabs a can of coors light and dips it in the sink. As he does it he says "from this day on, you will be known as green tea"

> कल शाम मे एक औरत को ठिठुरता देखमेरे दोस्त ने अपना कम्बल उसके बदन पर दे दिया.उसने कम्बल फ़ेकते हुए कहा- गरीब नहीं हूं शादी में जा रही हूं. > दो बातें हमेशा याद रखना..1. मुश्किल से घबराना नहीं.2. सर्दियों में नहाना नहीं. ऐसे ही जोक्स पढ़ने के लिए यहां क्लिक करें> टीटू- ठंड का महीना हैकृपा करके छत पर पक्षियों के लिए थोड़ी सी Old Monk Rum रख दिया करें. सिर्फ अपने बारे में ही न सोचें ठंड उनको भी लगती है. #Being Human. > खुदा करें कि तुमको 'जुदाई&#039…

It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.

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