A woman called up St. John's hospital and asked "I want to know if the patient Sarah James in Room No 1438 is getting better" The nurse replied, "She is doing very well. She had her first solid meal today, her blood pressure is fine and if she continues improving she might even be sent home in a couple of days." The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful news!" Nurse: I take it you must be a family member or a close friend! Woman: No I am Sarah James. No one tells me anything here.

A bank robber escaped from prison Frank, being on the run and short on funds, he turned to what he knew bestrobbing a bank. There were several customers in the bank, including John, the local Mormon bishop, a pillar of his community. John always tried to find the best in people, and held himself to the highest moral standards. No drinking, no smoking, no swearing, and not even fast food would pass his lips. And so when John saw Frank, he stepped in. He tried to tell Frank how, if he would now on…

John's parrot had a dirty mouth.... so he took it to a psychiatrist.The psychiatrist understanding the problem asked for a month to work with. After a month when john visited the psychiatrist he was astonished to see his parrot greet him as 'Sir'. Seeing that John was impressed the psychiatrist said: "" Well I took him through an intensive training course and now he does not cuss at all , what more if you pull its right foot ,he will ask you about your day and if you pull his left foot it will a…

The Note There was once a boy called John. John, as a child, was extremely dull. When he failed his first grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to second grade. When he failed his second grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to third grade. When he failed his third grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to fourth grade. When he failed hi…