You know what was the biggest travesty to come out of the OJ Simpson Murder Trial? It made Kardashian a house-hold name.

Have you heard the Kardashian family motto? "Getting black men off since the O.J. trial."

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people's heads saying "The court room sketch artist is so hunky."