[roulette] ME: [slaps table] 50 on red CROUPIER: Sir that is 50 pictures of Celine Dion ME: Yes and if I win [grabs him] you owe me 50 more#Celine Dion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just received an email saying: "Want to see Celine Dion live?" My first thought was that it was a ransom demand.#Celine Dion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yesterday, I got so depressed.. ..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records. . . Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer.#Celine Dion#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Celine Dion walks into a bar and the bar tender says ""Why the long face?"" To which she replies ""My husband and brother just died.""#Celine Dion#Marriage#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp