Just received an email saying: "Want to see Celine Dion live?" My first thought was that it was a ransom demand.

Yesterday, I got so depressed.. ..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records. . . Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer.

Celine Dion walks into a bar and the bar tender says ""Why the long face?"" To which she replies ""My husband and brother just died.""

Rene Angelil passed away recently, long time manager and husband of Celine Dion. At the funeral a devastated Celine sobbed ""It's ok , my heart will go on""