Islamic joke I saw somewhere A man walking in New York’s Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life. A passing Fox News reporter says: “You’re a hero. Tonight’s TV news bulletin will say: ‘Brave New Yorker Saves Child.” The man replies: “I’m a tourist from Saudi Arabia.” That night the news on Fox TV says: “Islamic extremist kills New York dog.”

Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing

"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog

[holding my aunts stupid idiot baby] what sound does a cow make "moo!" good now a dog "woof woof!" 2 for 2. now...WHERES THAT MISSING PLANE