Four Priests and a Woman Sit Down For Lunch around St. Peter's Square... The first priest says: "My son's a priest, whenever he walks in a room people say 'Hello Father!'" The second priest says: "My son's a bishop, whenever he walks into a room people say 'Your Grace!" The third priest says: "Well my son's a cardinal, whenever he walks into a room people say "Your Eminence!" The fourth priest looks at his fellows and says: "My son's the pope, when he walks into a room everyone says "Your Holi…

Four Catholic men and one Catholic woman are sitting around having coffee..... Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square . The first Catholic man tells his friends, ""My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."" The second Catholic man chirps, ""My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."" The third Catholic gent says, ""My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and …

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, ""I'm Jesus Christ."" The first priest says, ""No, son, you're not."" So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, ""No, son, you're not."" The drunk says, ""Look, I can prove it."" He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, ""Jesus Christ, you're here again?""

Getting married in heaven On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they start to wonder: Could they get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they immediately ask him. St. Peter replies, ""I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out."" He leaves. The couple sat and waited for St. Peter to…