Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?#Michael Jackson0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I loved Prince, and in my opinion, Michael Jackson was pale in comparison.#Michael Jackson#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers "smooth criminal" and moonwalks away#Michael Jackson#Walmart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Can't believe it's been four years since we all pretended Michael Jackson never touched a child.#Michael Jackson#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
We should've cremated Michael Jackson in case of the zombie apocalypse or else people will think they're part of a Thriller flash mob#Michael Jackson0🔗 ShareWhatsApp