17 year-old Malia Obama playing beer pong is the most outrageous thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq

Brazilian Soldiers An aide walks into the oval office. George W. Bush is currently president, and the Iraq war is dragging out into a long and grueling occupation. The aide presents the numbers from yesterday to the President. ""Mr. President, yesterday the US coalition forces killed a confirmed 36 insurgents."" The President nodded his head patriotically. ""There were some losses on our end, however."" The aide continued. ""We lost a US hummer with four soldiers in it to an IED outside of Tekri…

Veteran applies for a government job A military veteran is assimilating back to civilian life and begins applying for jobs. He puts in an application with the state hoping for a 9-5 office job with decent benefits. They call him in for an interview. The interviewer is looking over his application and asks him about his military service. ""Yessir,"" says the vet, ""I was stationed in Iraq and then Afghanistan before being honorably discharged."" ""Thank you for your service."" says the interviewe…

President Bush is sitting in a Cabinet meeting... One of his intelligence officers enters and tells him, ""Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."" The President exclaims, ""Oh my God!"" and buries his head in his hands. The entire Cabinet is shocked. The President receives reports like this on a daily basis, and doesn't flinch. Just then, Bush looks up and says, ""How many is a Brazilian?!""