"They're meh." --Tony the Tiger, off his Paxil for a few days

"Did you guys see me get so mad I flipped a table?" Yes Tony, we saw it. You're 46. You have to stop taking your skateboard to restaurants.

I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is.

[chiropractor] Dr., your client Tony is here -Tony? The guy whose skin is made of bubble wrap Yes -Oh hell yes clear the rest of my schedule