"They're meh." --Tony the Tiger, off his Paxil for a few days

I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is.

[chiropractor] Dr., your client Tony is here -Tony? The guy whose skin is made of bubble wrap Yes -Oh hell yes clear the rest of my schedule

"Hey Iron Man, how'd you get your powers?" *flashes back to tony stark being bitten by a radioactive ironing board*